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🤔 Why …do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why ……do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
EVER WONDER …
Why the sun lightens our hair,
But darkens our skin ?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why is thesaurus only one word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport ‘the terminal’?
Why? Good question.
Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (may be even a chuckle)….in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.. 🤔

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