Not Just a Granny

Laura always manages to hit the soft spot with a brilliant summary of the idiocy of Zionist New Yorkers…
Zohran Mamdani has scared the bejezuz out of them. Forgetting of course that their precious Israel is committing genocide in Gaza and slaughtering tens of thousands of Palestinians…but they’re Muslim, they’re expendable…till you note that the Israeli terrorists have destroyed a Christian Palestinian church and community too.

“New York has gone to the polls in the mayoral election and there is huge concern that scary brown terrorist Zohran Mamdani could actually win. Victory would mean Zohran could fulfil his Islamist agenda of making life affordable for ordinary New Yorkers. The concern is so grave that one million patriotic Americans plan to leave New York rather than pay to make their city functional.

There is a strong chance that New Yorkers will make the wrong choice like voters in Latin American countries that happen to be rich in natural resources. New Yorkers must have been turned into woke, gay, Islamists by TikTok or something because they have such an easy choice.

Andrew Cuomo is on the ballot, the corrupt career politician who sexually harassed 13 women, but New Yorkers somehow prefer the charming guy with an adorable smile who wants to make their lives easier.

Andrew Cuomo is such a great candidate that he has been endorsed by almost every Republican and billionaire, including Trump, and Zohran Mamdani is such a communist that he can’t get endorsements from his own party. What do you mean, this proves there is only one party?

We’re talking about communism here. Communism. That thing that ushers in authoritarianism and makes life unaffordable for ordinary people, unlike the current capitalist model which is working so brilliantly that Americans have to invade every oil-rich country to keep it going.

Zohran’s terrifying communist manifesto makes for truly grim reading. His Islamist public transport policies include flying a plane into Mar-a-Lago, making bus travel free, introducing bus lanes, and closing roads around schools to stop kids being run over.

Clearly, Zohran wants to raise another generation of snowflakes because he wants to introduce free childcare for under fives. Apparently, it’s a “problem” that 80% of New Yorkers can’t afford childcare, but only if you ignore sensible alternatives such as bringing back child labour. Make the little brats pay their own way, I say.

Disturbingly, Mamdani plans to freeze the rents of one million New Yorkers, hurting the passive income of hardworking landlords. Even worse, he wants to build affordable housing units and social housing so low earners can exist in their own city without working a 168-hour week. He even wants to phase in a $30 minimum wage by 2030. Next, he will be saying workers deserve “dignity”.

Perhaps Zohran’s most sinister plan involves piloting subsidised food stores in each of the five boroughs so all the people who’ve had their Snap benefits suspended can eat. Personally, I would gun the poor down in aid queues like the IDF does in Gaza. I’m sure society would be better off if we culled low-paid essential workers, instead of worrying about “affordability” for them.

The very obvious question is how is Mr Free Stuff going to pay for all this “affordability”? And this is where we have a gotcha because everyone earning less than $50,000 is gonna be so mad.

Zohran intends to raise the corporate tax rate to a whopping 11.5%, which is half of what someone earning $47,000 pays in income tax. How is that fair to the corporations that have worked hard to avoid paying their workers a living wage?

You could be forgiven for thinking things could not get worse, but you would be wrong, so very wrong, because Zohran wants to increase income tax on people who earn $1 million a year by 2% – a move that would have zero impact on their quality of life, but would help pay for public services.

Truly, this would be communism x”
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